Jews don’t camp…The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert.– Daniel Silva
I’m tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I’m going camping.– Bailey White
Mom, camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.– Yvonne Prinz