Top Candy Quotes

  • Wasn’t growing catnip in one’s yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children? – Caroline Paul

    Wasn’t growing catnip in one’s yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?– Caroline Paul

  • If you think I’m overdramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga. – Randi Lawson

    If you think I’m overdramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga.– Randi Lawson

  • CANDY: I’d rather fearlessly make a mess than sit around worrying about how bad it’ll be, but that’s just me. – Bijou Hunter

    CANDY: I’d rather fearlessly make a mess than sit around worrying about how bad it’ll be, but that’s just me.– Bijou Hunter

  • CANDY: I’ll be in a world of pain that no amount of worrying ahead of time will prepare me for. Why suffer in preparation for suffering? – Bijou Hunter

    CANDY: I’ll be in a world of pain that no amount of worrying ahead of time will prepare me for. Why suffer in preparation for suffering?– Bijou Hunter

  • It’s like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane! – Ellery Adams

    It’s like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!– Ellery Adams

  • I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they’re out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy. – Daven Anderson

    I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they’re out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.– Daven Anderson

  • You’re candy to her. Something sweet, but nonessential. – Heather McVea

    You’re candy to her. Something sweet, but nonessential.– Heather McVea

  • Hell’s got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush? – Gwynn Marssen

    Hell’s got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush?– Gwynn Marssen

  • She didn’t want the medi-techs. She wanted a ????ing a candy bar. – JD Robb

    She didn’t want the medi-techs. She wanted a ????ing a candy bar.– JD Robb

  • Childhood is not all candy stores and recess; it’s frustrations and confusions, too. – Chelsey Philpot

    Childhood is not all candy stores and recess; it’s frustrations and confusions, too.– Chelsey Philpot