Top Chop Quotes

  • A book should be an axe to chop open the frozen sea inside us. – JM Coetzee

    A book should be an axe to chop open the frozen sea inside us.– JM Coetzee

  • Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop. – Elias Zapple

    Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.– Elias Zapple

  • Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative. – Lois Greiman

    Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.– Lois Greiman

  • You don’t always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too. – Anne Lamott

    You don’t always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too.– Anne Lamott

  • Don’t ever ‘influence’ me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press ‘chop. – Diana Duncan

    Don’t ever ‘influence’ me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press ‘chop.– Diana Duncan

  • I’ve had people tell me to get over it. I politely tell them, ‘How about if I chop off your finger and see if it grows back? – Jim Sheeler

    I’ve had people tell me to get over it. I politely tell them, ‘How about if I chop off your finger and see if it grows back?– Jim Sheeler