Top Comedy Quotes

  • If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself professionally, it would mean that I suck as a person. – Patton Oswalt

    If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself professionally, it would mean that I suck as a person.– Patton Oswalt

  • You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences. – Auliq Ice

    You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.– Auliq Ice

  • Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. – Brian Clevinger

    Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.– Brian Clevinger

  • … Play the age as comedy if you want to get away with murder. – James Agee

    … Play the age as comedy if you want to get away with murder.– James Agee

  • Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs. – Harlan Tarbell

    Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.– Harlan Tarbell

  • Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. – Steve Martin

    Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.– Steve Martin

  • Was that tragedy? Or was that comedy? Was there really any difference? – Orson Scott Card

    Was that tragedy? Or was that comedy? Was there really any difference?– Orson Scott Card

  • Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. – Aristophanes

    Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.– Aristophanes

  • Comedy, of course, lives for serious moments. – Glen Duncan

    Comedy, of course, lives for serious moments.– Glen Duncan

  • Why is it that drama always starts late? Whereas comedy always seems to have started already. – Csar Aira

    Why is it that drama always starts late? Whereas comedy always seems to have started already.– Csar Aira