Top Commercials Quotes

  • The boy I used to know as Thomas Merker has been erased–replaced with a personality programmed by television and commercials to act a certain way. – Brian James

    The boy I used to know as Thomas Merker has been erased–replaced with a personality programmed by television and commercials to act a certain way.– Brian James

  • Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials – Christopher Earle

    Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials– Christopher Earle

  • Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials– Christopher Earle

  • Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. – Alfred Hitch

    Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.– Alfred Hitch

  • I love books because I don’t have to wait for the commercials to be over to find out what happens. – Unknown

    I love books because I don’t have to wait for the commercials to be over to find out what happens.– Unknown

  • I’ve also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials. – Kimberly Raye

    I’ve also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials.– Kimberly Raye

  • i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. – Rick Riordan

    i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.– Rick Riordan

  • Dreams are like commercials, but her dreams are picture perfect… – Jack Johnson

    Dreams are like commercials, but her dreams are picture perfect… – Jack Johnson

  • Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries,hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. – Stephen King

    Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries,hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent.– Stephen King