Top Congratulations Quotes

  • (I didn’t tell him that thediagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.) – John Green

    (I didn’t tell him that thediagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.)– John Green

  • Oh, poor, poor fellow!’ said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been. – EM Forster

    Oh, poor, poor fellow!’ said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been.– EM Forster

  • Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers. – Elle Lothlorien

    Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.– Elle Lothlorien

  • I may not like everyone but love all. No one is worthy of occupying my heart. You scored a point, so what? Congratulations. You’re forgiven! – Assegid Habtewold

    I may not like everyone but love all. No one is worthy of occupying my heart. You scored a point, so what? Congratulations. You’re forgiven!– Assegid Habtewold

  • I don’t expect congratulations for successful beginning, what I want is the applaud at successful ending. – Amit Kalantri

    I don’t expect congratulations for successful beginning, what I want is the applaud at successful ending.– Amit Kalantri

  • I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg. – Jack Vance

    I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.– Jack Vance

  • Miss Bingley’s congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere. – Jane Austen

    Miss Bingley’s congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere.– Jane Austen

  • He’d gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! – Rick Riordan

    He’d gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!– Rick Riordan