Top Cop Quotes

  • Being a Berlin cop in 1942 was a little like putting down mousetraps in a cage full of tigers. – Philip Kerr

    Being a Berlin cop in 1942 was a little like putting down mousetraps in a cage full of tigers.– Philip Kerr

  • If you believe that I’m a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut. – IceT

    If you believe that I’m a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut.– IceT

  • If you want to kill someone and get away with it, become a cop. – Steven Magee

    If you want to kill someone and get away with it, become a cop.– Steven Magee

  • When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you. – Steven Magee

    When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you.– Steven Magee

  • If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. – Kin Hubbard

    If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.– Kin Hubbard

  • I hate cops. You’re either a cop or a reporter. And I hate cops and newspapermen. – James Kaplan

    I hate cops. You’re either a cop or a reporter. And I hate cops and newspapermen.– James Kaplan

  • Trust no one. You may be working with the last honest cop in Mexicali, but why bet your life on it? – Michael Connelly

    Trust no one. You may be working with the last honest cop in Mexicali, but why bet your life on it?– Michael Connelly

  • They’re all the same– the cop, the criminal, the defense, the prosecutor– they all share a fundamental belief in the malleability of truth – Louise Erdrich

    They’re all the same– the cop, the criminal, the defense, the prosecutor– they all share a fundamental belief in the malleability of truth– Louise Erdrich

  • Freedom runs faster than a Samoan cop that’s been paid to run. Freedom always run faster. – Taafuli Andrew Fiu

    Freedom runs faster than a Samoan cop that’s been paid to run. Freedom always run faster.– Taafuli Andrew Fiu