Top Cow Quotes

  • Creating a complete picture of a company financial health, by looking at periodic financial statements, is like turning a hamburger into a cow – Don Tapscott

    Creating a complete picture of a company financial health, by looking at periodic financial statements, is like turning a hamburger into a cow– Don Tapscott

  • A million dollars? For a cow? – Leah Brooke

    A million dollars? For a cow?– Leah Brooke

  • Irreverence is our only sacred cow. – Paul Krassner

    Irreverence is our only sacred cow.– Paul Krassner

  • The truth is what we say it is…prove to me this desk is not a cow! – Ray S Jones

    The truth is what we say it is…prove to me this desk is not a cow!– Ray S Jones

  • Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one’s cow has exploded. – Dean Koontz

    Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one’s cow has exploded.– Dean Koontz

  • I don’t know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood. – Cheree Smith

    I don’t know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood.– Cheree Smith

  • Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there’s no such thing as vampires, right? – Alisha Costanzo

    Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there’s no such thing as vampires, right?– Alisha Costanzo

  • If you follow the herd, people may mistake you for a cow. – Matshona Dhliwayo

    If you follow the herd, people may mistake you for a cow.– Matshona Dhliwayo

  • Greasy burgers and fries are so much more delicious than swallowing a cow whole. – Sarah Nicolas

    Greasy burgers and fries are so much more delicious than swallowing a cow whole.– Sarah Nicolas

  • If you can’t lay an egg or milk a cow – Rebbecca D Myers

    If you can’t lay an egg or milk a cow– Rebbecca D Myers