Top Crack Quotes

  • I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes. – Dan Rather

    I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes. – Dan Rather

  • Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here? – Natasha Larry

    Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?– Natasha Larry

  • I’m not going near anything that’s going in the crack of his ass! – Mina Carter

    I’m not going near anything that’s going in the crack of his ass!– Mina Carter

  • I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it. – Donna Lynn Hope

    I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it.– Donna Lynn Hope

  • It’s like a fairy tale. . . on crack! – Hillary DePiano

    It’s like a fairy tale. . . on crack!– Hillary DePiano

  • If I keep loving you, maybe you’ll crack and love me too. – Richelle Mead

    If I keep loving you, maybe you’ll crack and love me too.– Richelle Mead

  • A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack. – Harlan Coben

    A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack.– Harlan Coben

  • Don’t crack anything unless it’s a smile, or an Easter egg :) – Elaine S

    Don’t crack anything unless it’s a smile, or an Easter egg 🙂– Elaine S

  • I hate unbreakable alibis–they are usually the first to crack. –Hugo Anstead – Jennifer A Girardin

    I hate unbreakable alibis–they are usually the first to crack. –Hugo Anstead– Jennifer A Girardin

  • They sat on the boarding house porch and saw the sun plunge into the same crack in the earth from which the night emerged. – Zora Neale Hurston

    They sat on the boarding house porch and saw the sun plunge into the same crack in the earth from which the night emerged.– Zora Neale Hurston