Top Dave Quotes

  • Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s ????. Dave sneezed … No. He farted through his nose. – Fred Barnett

    Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s ????. Dave sneezed … No. He farted through his nose.– Fred Barnett

  • Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least. – Theric Jepson

    Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.– Theric Jepson

  • Dave learned that Death is the opposite of peace: it’s struggle, it’s ugly, it’s horrific, it’s dirty. And ultimately, Death is emptiness. – Emily Bleeker

    Dave learned that Death is the opposite of peace: it’s struggle, it’s ugly, it’s horrific, it’s dirty. And ultimately, Death is emptiness.– Emily Bleeker

  • Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph. – David Wong

    Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.– David Wong

  • This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical – Dave Barry

    This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical– Dave Barry

  • Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. – Theric Jepson

    Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.– Theric Jepson

  • You shouldn’t have done that, Dave. – Steven Ramirez

    You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.– Steven Ramirez

  • Dave was a confirmed serotonin junkie. Any day of the year, he chose a good book, a hot cupper, and air-conditioning over jeopardy to life and limb. – Dan Sofer

    Dave was a confirmed serotonin junkie. Any day of the year, he chose a good book, a hot cupper, and air-conditioning over jeopardy to life and limb.– Dan Sofer