Top Dentist Quotes

  • Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? – Elle Lothlorien

    Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?– Elle Lothlorien

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day. – Evelyn Waugh

    All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.– Evelyn Waugh

  • I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. – Taylor Caldwell

    I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.– Taylor Caldwell

  • I had a blind date with a dentist -” and he told me to come back in six months. – Joan Rivers

    I had a blind date with a dentist -” and he told me to come back in six months.– Joan Rivers

  • Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can’t bring myself to floss. – Stephen Chbosky

    Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can’t bring myself to floss.– Stephen Chbosky