Top Dinosaur Quotes

  • I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven’t found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment. – Ryan Lilly

    I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven’t found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.– Ryan Lilly

  • He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur. – Jonas Eriksson

    He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.– Jonas Eriksson

  • -‹Let your pretence of arrogance grow big as a Dinosaur, so that the fake intellectuals start to realize their true inferiority in front of you. – Abhijit Naskar

    -‹Let your pretence of arrogance grow big as a Dinosaur, so that the fake intellectuals start to realize their true inferiority in front of you.– Abhijit Naskar

  • If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! – Anonymous

    If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!– Anonymous

  • CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook? – Jen Campbell

    CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?– Jen Campbell