Top Doctors Quotes

  • Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack. – Tom Swyers

    Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack.– Tom Swyers

  • Radical Muslims fly planes into buildings. Radical Christians kill abortion doctors. Radical Atheists write books. – Hemant Mehta

    Radical Muslims fly planes into buildings. Radical Christians kill abortion doctors. Radical Atheists write books.– Hemant Mehta

  • So ???? Dan. ???? the police. ???? the doctors. ???? Jerome. And ???? the infected! – Bobby Adair

    So ???? Dan. ???? the police. ???? the doctors. ???? Jerome. And ???? the infected!– Bobby Adair

  • I thought doctors were supposed to make you better not worse! – Sue Whitaker

    I thought doctors were supposed to make you better not worse!– Sue Whitaker

  • Translation software is not making translators obsolete. Has medical diagnostic software made doctors obsolete? – Nataly Kelly

    Translation software is not making translators obsolete. Has medical diagnostic software made doctors obsolete?– Nataly Kelly

  • Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health. – Sol Luckman

    Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.– Sol Luckman

  • What if…the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong? What if I was over-exaggerating the pain, weakness, and weird sensations? – Jennifer Starzec

    What if…the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong? What if I was over-exaggerating the pain, weakness, and weird sensations?– Jennifer Starzec

  • We must stop seeing our anointed men and women of God as Seers, magic workers, Herbalist and native doctors. – Sunday Adelaja

    We must stop seeing our anointed men and women of God as Seers, magic workers, Herbalist and native doctors.– Sunday Adelaja

  • That was seven years ago. The doctors told her father the memory would fade, like the big messy scar on her arm, but neither ever did. – Holly Black

    That was seven years ago. The doctors told her father the memory would fade, like the big messy scar on her arm, but neither ever did.– Holly Black

  • Jack’s doctors have told him he is crazy-¦ but, the truth is, it’s the Voices who are crazy, not him. – Jennifer Daydreamer

    Jack’s doctors have told him he is crazy-¦ but, the truth is, it’s the Voices who are crazy, not him.– Jennifer Daydreamer