Top Douchebag Quotes

  • Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend. – Sharon Sant

    Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.– Sharon Sant

  • So tell me i’m wrong, cursed me when i’m started being a douchebag and all. Then i’ll let you know how much i love you, lads. – Ariel Seraphino

    So tell me i’m wrong, cursed me when i’m started being a douchebag and all. Then i’ll let you know how much i love you, lads.– Ariel Seraphino

  • A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive. – Cory Duchesne

    A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive.– Cory Duchesne