Top Duck Quotes

  • The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! – Brian Spellman

    The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!– Brian Spellman

  • To begin cooking duck at one in the morning is one of the finest acts of madness that can be undertaken by a human being who is not mad. – Manuel Vzquez Montalbn

    To begin cooking duck at one in the morning is one of the finest acts of madness that can be undertaken by a human being who is not mad.– Manuel Vzquez Montalbn

  • I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. – Jonathan Ashworth

    I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.– Jonathan Ashworth

  • A confident leader is like a duck. Above the water, he is calm and poised while below the water, he is driven by a flurry of focused activity. – Todd Stocker

    A confident leader is like a duck. Above the water, he is calm and poised while below the water, he is driven by a flurry of focused activity.– Todd Stocker

  • If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. – Timmothy Radman

    If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.– Timmothy Radman

  • If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you’re probably in the wrong bathroom. – Robert Leland Taylor

    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you’re probably in the wrong bathroom.– Robert Leland Taylor

  • It was duck apocalypse! – Kenneth Logan

    It was duck apocalypse!– Kenneth Logan

  • I know, I know. I rescued him and he’s bonded to me like a baby duck. – Laurell K Hamilton

    I know, I know. I rescued him and he’s bonded to me like a baby duck.– Laurell K Hamilton

  • The competition is out to get you. Are you a moving target or a sitting duck? Innovate or die. – Richie Norton

    The competition is out to get you. Are you a moving target or a sitting duck? Innovate or die.– Richie Norton

  • Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. – Manoj Arora

    Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face.– Manoj Arora