Top Dude Quotes

  • Donny recovered herself. -œDude, that was the seventh sign of the apocalypse. I’m so not going to class on the last day of the world. – Gwen Hayes

    Donny recovered herself. -œDude, that was the seventh sign of the apocalypse. I’m so not going to class on the last day of the world.– Gwen Hayes

  • You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to ???? it. – Tina Fey

    You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to ???? it.– Tina Fey

  • This isn’t Dungeon & Dragons, dude. Just because I’m wearing black doesn’t mean I have the Find & Remive Traps skill. – John G Hartness

    This isn’t Dungeon & Dragons, dude. Just because I’m wearing black doesn’t mean I have the Find & Remive Traps skill.– John G Hartness

  • Well, dude,- said Khalil, -œsometimes you just have to get over shit. – Thea Harrison

    Well, dude,- said Khalil, -œsometimes you just have to get over shit.– Thea Harrison

  • A cult leader alone in his beliefs is just a crazy dude with a beard. – Caitlin Doughty

    A cult leader alone in his beliefs is just a crazy dude with a beard.– Caitlin Doughty

  • You cats mind if I make it a trio?’ he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice. – Jesse Andrews

    You cats mind if I make it a trio?’ he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.– Jesse Andrews

  • Dude, we both know it’s only going to get worse. You’re like a ticking sex bomb. – Stacey ONeale

    Dude, we both know it’s only going to get worse. You’re like a ticking sex bomb.– Stacey ONeale

  • Dude, we gotta work on your material. Hell, all you need is a little black moustache to twirl and go -˜Muahahahaha’ while you’re at it. – Tessa McFionn

    Dude, we gotta work on your material. Hell, all you need is a little black moustache to twirl and go -˜Muahahahaha’ while you’re at it.– Tessa McFionn

  • dude im starting to think that life is very unfair – Vishal Daryanani

    dude im starting to think that life is very unfair– Vishal Daryanani

  • Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers. – Roberto Hogue

    Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.– Roberto Hogue