Top Ex Quotes

  • Introduction of deus ex machina is a tell-tale sign of sloppy plotting. – Mike Mehalek

    Introduction of deus ex machina is a tell-tale sign of sloppy plotting.– Mike Mehalek

  • I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories’ grave. It is JanuaryAnd I am tired of being brave. – Arzum Uzun

    I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories’ grave. It is JanuaryAnd I am tired of being brave.– Arzum Uzun

  • The antagonists of finance’s future, the diaboli ex machina, may have no face at all. – Usman W Chohan

    The antagonists of finance’s future, the diaboli ex machina, may have no face at all.– Usman W Chohan

  • I need some kind of… like… last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! – Bryan Lee OMalley

    I need some kind of… like… last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!– Bryan Lee OMalley

  • In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love. – SA Tawks

    In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.– SA Tawks

  • In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.– SA Tawks

  • He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first. – David Levithan

    He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first.– David Levithan

  • A deus ex machina will never appear in real life so you best make other arrangements. – Marisha Pessl

    A deus ex machina will never appear in real life so you best make other arrangements.– Marisha Pessl

  • ZANE: Everyone has an ex they regret. – Bijou Hunter

    ZANE: Everyone has an ex they regret.– Bijou Hunter

  • For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. – Natalya Vorobyova

    For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.– Natalya Vorobyova