Top Fart Quotes
Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.– Khaled Hosseini
Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.– Martyn V Halm
I fart in your general direction.– Graham Chapman
An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows.– Jamie Farrell
Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s.– Jonathan Tropper
Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.– James Patterson
We need grandchildren here,- Pete’s mother said to mewhen we visited. -œYou don’t get married just to eat and fart.– Abigal Muchecheti
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.– Frater UD
Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.– Stephen K Amos