Top Fart Quotes

  • Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. – Khaled Hosseini

    Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.– Khaled Hosseini

  • Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm

    Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.– Martyn V Halm

  • I fart in your general direction. – Graham Chapman

    I fart in your general direction.– Graham Chapman

  • An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell

    You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows.– Jamie Farrell

  • Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s. – Jonathan Tropper

    Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s.– Jonathan Tropper

  • Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church. – James Patterson

    Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.– James Patterson

  • We need grandchildren here,- Pete’s mother said to mewhen we visited. -œYou don’t get married just to eat and fart. – Abigal Muchecheti

    We need grandchildren here,- Pete’s mother said to mewhen we visited. -œYou don’t get married just to eat and fart.– Abigal Muchecheti

  • A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. – Frater UD

    A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.– Frater UD

  • Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit. – Stephen K Amos

    Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.– Stephen K Amos