Top Funny Quotes

  • It’s funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. – JB Albano

    It’s funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults.– JB Albano

  • Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune. – Auliq Ice

    Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune.– Auliq Ice

  • Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!. – Nelson Jack

    Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!.– Nelson Jack

  • Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun. – Kevis Hendrickson

    Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.– Kevis Hendrickson

  • It’s funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves – Johnny Moscato

    It’s funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves– Johnny Moscato

  • The body’s a funny thing. It’s so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. – Pat Conroy

    The body’s a funny thing. It’s so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.– Pat Conroy

  • It’s funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. – Louis Sachar

    It’s funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.– Louis Sachar

  • Funny, though, I don’t feel too bad. – Suzanne Collins

    Funny, though, I don’t feel too bad.– Suzanne Collins

  • Hot, raunchy and funny. -”GiveMeBooks – Scarlett Avery

    Hot, raunchy and funny. -”GiveMeBooks– Scarlett Avery

  • But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. – Lena Dunham

    But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put.– Lena Dunham