Top Funny Quotes

  • Ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put – Lena Dunham

    Ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put– Lena Dunham

  • Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep. – Richard Peck

    Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.– Richard Peck

  • What they saw was a hero baby. That’s what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful… Funny as hell… Sexy… Sweet… – Lucian Bane

    What they saw was a hero baby. That’s what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful… Funny as hell… Sexy… Sweet…– Lucian Bane

  • So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I’d always thought of myself as a pessimist. – Jennifer Bosworth

    So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I’d always thought of myself as a pessimist.– Jennifer Bosworth

  • You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”And yet it is still extremely funny. – Cecelia Ahern

    You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”And yet it is still extremely funny.– Cecelia Ahern

  • Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion. – Darren T Patrick

    Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.– Darren T Patrick

  • It’s funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we’re in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. – William Moyers

    It’s funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we’re in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.– William Moyers

  • It’s funny how despair can soon become an old companion – Jacqueline Carey

    It’s funny how despair can soon become an old companion– Jacqueline Carey

  • Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don’t, no matter how funny they are. – Roy Station

    Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don’t, no matter how funny they are.– Roy Station

  • 98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana