Top Gas Quotes

  • Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. – Khaled Hosseini

    Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.– Khaled Hosseini

  • Isolation is not a healthy -˜coping’ method, it’s like quarantining yourself in a gas chamber! – Joshua Stannard

    Isolation is not a healthy -˜coping’ method, it’s like quarantining yourself in a gas chamber!– Joshua Stannard

  • I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. – Pawan Mishra

    I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.– Pawan Mishra

  • Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts – Steven Magee

    Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts– Steven Magee

  • I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic. – Daven Anderson

    I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.– Daven Anderson

  • The path of true love never ran smooth. More likely you ran out of gas, blew a tire, and hit the wall before you crossed the finish line. – Erin McCarthy

    The path of true love never ran smooth. More likely you ran out of gas, blew a tire, and hit the wall before you crossed the finish line.– Erin McCarthy

  • If you need philosophy and you’re waiting on the gas chamber, stick to Socrates. At least he had a sense of humor. – Tyler Patrick Wood

    If you need philosophy and you’re waiting on the gas chamber, stick to Socrates. At least he had a sense of humor.– Tyler Patrick Wood

  • To get it all done I have to dim my brain, turn it down by notches like the flat-turn knob on a gas lantern, leaving only a nub of flame. – Christina Baker Kline

    To get it all done I have to dim my brain, turn it down by notches like the flat-turn knob on a gas lantern, leaving only a nub of flame.– Christina Baker Kline

  • Love that is fueled solely by feelings will suddenly find itself out of gas on a long road with no gas stations. – Craig D Lounsbrough

    Love that is fueled solely by feelings will suddenly find itself out of gas on a long road with no gas stations.– Craig D Lounsbrough

  • Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation. – Molly Harper

    Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation.– Molly Harper