Top German Quotes

  • Oh, I usually pray in Spanish, speak French to my boyfriend, curse in Dutch, and talk German to my German Shepherd – Justin WM Roberts

    Oh, I usually pray in Spanish, speak French to my boyfriend, curse in Dutch, and talk German to my German Shepherd– Justin WM Roberts

  • To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse – German. – Emperor Charles V

    To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse – German.– Emperor Charles V

  • If German boys had learned to be contemptuous of violence, Hitler would have had to take up knitting to keep his ego warm. – JD Salinger

    If German boys had learned to be contemptuous of violence, Hitler would have had to take up knitting to keep his ego warm.– JD Salinger

  • The German language is so sonorous, isn’t it? Beautiful language…the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry. – John Oliver

    The German language is so sonorous, isn’t it? Beautiful language…the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry.– John Oliver

  • Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more ????er. – Kate Quinn

    Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more ????er.– Kate Quinn

  • My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn’t want to learn German anyway. – Alex Bosworth

    My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn’t want to learn German anyway.– Alex Bosworth

  • An appeal to fear never finds an echo in German hearts. – Otto von Bismarck

    An appeal to fear never finds an echo in German hearts.– Otto von Bismarck

  • I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective. – Mark Twain

    I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.– Mark Twain

  • I only care for the subjective life; I am very German, you see: The woods interest me, and the world does not. – Ouida

    I only care for the subjective life; I am very German, you see: The woods interest me, and the world does not.– Ouida

  • Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings – Barbara W Tuchman

    Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings– Barbara W Tuchman