Top Goat Quotes

  • I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,’ Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew. – Carl Sargent

    I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,’ Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew.– Carl Sargent

  • Cow, goat, chicken, lamb . . . only slaves eat like this,’ Musa said, heaping an impolite amount on to his plate. -˜Our stomachs are graveyards. – Arundhati Roy

    Cow, goat, chicken, lamb . . . only slaves eat like this,’ Musa said, heaping an impolite amount on to his plate. -˜Our stomachs are graveyards.– Arundhati Roy

  • The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. – Hilaire Belloc

    The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.– Hilaire Belloc

  • If you have no troubles -“ buy a goat. – Idries Shah

    If you have no troubles -“ buy a goat.– Idries Shah

  • {She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat. – Pam Hillman

    {She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.– Pam Hillman

  • IQ’s are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn’t, because the line is invisible. – Will Advise

    IQ’s are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn’t, because the line is invisible.– Will Advise

  • I was born a sheep & I cannot be a goat through pledge of hands. – Ymatruz

    I was born a sheep & I cannot be a goat through pledge of hands.– Ymatruz

  • Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe, sinc eye goat alto pel – James Hauenstein

    Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe, sinc eye goat alto pel– James Hauenstein

  • Just answer the questions so I can get the ???? out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a goat and marry my own brother. – JD Nixon

    Just answer the questions so I can get the ???? out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a goat and marry my own brother.– JD Nixon

  • A bull that allows a he goat to deter it from moving forward is nothing but a mere he goat – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

    A bull that allows a he goat to deter it from moving forward is nothing but a mere he goat– Ernest Agyemang Yeboah