Top Humor Quotes

  • He laughed and the others laughed with him, except Babe, who resented slightly that what he felt so deeply could be reduced to a humor. – JD Salinger

    He laughed and the others laughed with him, except Babe, who resented slightly that what he felt so deeply could be reduced to a humor.– JD Salinger

  • Has a sense of humor. (Preferably warped.) We know who we are – Susan Scott

    Has a sense of humor. (Preferably warped.) We know who we are– Susan Scott

  • I wasn’t a class clown, because nuns have no sense of humor. They have rulers. – Dan Alatorre

    I wasn’t a class clown, because nuns have no sense of humor. They have rulers.– Dan Alatorre

  • When you employ HUMOR, you create a friendly, relaxed buying atmosphere. – Jeffrey Gitomer

    When you employ HUMOR, you create a friendly, relaxed buying atmosphere.– Jeffrey Gitomer

  • Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor. – Lionel Suggs

    Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.– Lionel Suggs

  • I write humor as it’s pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum. – Bonnie Daly

    I write humor as it’s pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.– Bonnie Daly

  • Humor and joy contribute to my total well-being. – Louise L Hay

    Humor and joy contribute to my total well-being.– Louise L Hay

  • With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country. – Jim Butcher

    With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.– Jim Butcher

  • On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor. – Pawan Mishra

    On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.– Pawan Mishra

  • One does not have humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

    One does not have humor. It has you.– Larry Gelbart