Top Idiot Quotes

  • The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! – Brian Spellman

    The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!– Brian Spellman

  • Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot. – Srinivas Shenoy

    Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.– Srinivas Shenoy

  • He’s no idiot, in fact he’s a genius… and that’s as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness. – Mike Judge

    He’s no idiot, in fact he’s a genius… and that’s as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.– Mike Judge

  • He’s no idiot, in fact he’s a genius… and that’s as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.– Mike Judge

  • If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess-¦responsiveness. – Cherise Sinclair

    Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess-¦responsiveness.– Cherise Sinclair

  • The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. – Chetan Bhagat

    The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.– Chetan Bhagat

  • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin’ idiot. – Marley Gibson

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin’ idiot.– Marley Gibson

  • By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot-¦ But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart – Ben Mitchell

    By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot-¦ But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart– Ben Mitchell

  • An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader. – Tucker Elliot

    An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader.– Tucker Elliot