Top Ill Quotes

  • If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector? – Nicole Fende

    If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?– Nicole Fende

  • Fall for me, Aimee. I’ll catch you. Let go, baby. – Kerry Lonsdale

    Fall for me, Aimee. I’ll catch you. Let go, baby.– Kerry Lonsdale

  • DON’T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZEBEL! DON’T YOU DARE! Or I’ll follow you to the next world and KILL you. – LJ Smith

    DON’T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZEBEL! DON’T YOU DARE! Or I’ll follow you to the next world and KILL you.– LJ Smith

  • Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I’ll come out and chase itto make you happy. – Lee Wardlaw

    Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I’ll come out and chase itto make you happy.– Lee Wardlaw

  • If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me. – Craig Ferguson

    If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me.– Craig Ferguson

  • I think lots of things, Denny, and I dismiss nothing. When I know, then I’ll act. – Jack Caldwell

    I think lots of things, Denny, and I dismiss nothing. When I know, then I’ll act.– Jack Caldwell

  • Well. I always like it when you kiss me.Do you?You’re good at it.Well, that’s lucky, because I’ll always be kissing you. – Kristin Cashore

    Well. I always like it when you kiss me.Do you?You’re good at it.Well, that’s lucky, because I’ll always be kissing you.– Kristin Cashore

  • And I’ll be a witch in hell before I let someone hurt my dogs. – Barbra Annino

    And I’ll be a witch in hell before I let someone hurt my dogs.– Barbra Annino

  • I’ll love you with all the madness in my soul. – Bruce Springsteen

    I’ll love you with all the madness in my soul.– Bruce Springsteen

  • They think thee mad? I’ll show thou mad, my lord. – Phar West Nagle

    They think thee mad? I’ll show thou mad, my lord.– Phar West Nagle