Top Invented Quotes

  • The people need a strong leader. They feel insecure if they don’t know who to fear. Isn’t that why god was invented? – Victor Robert Lee

    The people need a strong leader. They feel insecure if they don’t know who to fear. Isn’t that why god was invented?– Victor Robert Lee

  • Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it? – Ryan Lilly

    I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?– Ryan Lilly

  • I think I must have invented you on one of those days I was really bored. – Aleksandra Ninkovic

    I think I must have invented you on one of those days I was really bored.– Aleksandra Ninkovic

  • The Universe and Spirit do not understand limitations…PEOPLE invented limitations! – Jennifer ONeill

    The Universe and Spirit do not understand limitations…PEOPLE invented limitations!– Jennifer ONeill

  • It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. – Christopher Moore

    It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.– Christopher Moore

  • Comedy was invented to make people forget,That the plays of our lives were originally written as tragedies. – Cody Edward Lee Miller

    Comedy was invented to make people forget,That the plays of our lives were originally written as tragedies.– Cody Edward Lee Miller

  • Hell’s got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush? – Gwynn Marssen

    Hell’s got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush?– Gwynn Marssen

  • Hell was invented to scare to death the unruly human mind and bring it to obedience. – Bangambiki Habyarimana

    Hell was invented to scare to death the unruly human mind and bring it to obedience.– Bangambiki Habyarimana

  • Employment was invented to make education seem useful. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employment was invented to make education seem useful.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana