Top Jail Quotes

  • If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board – Philippe Ris

    If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board– Philippe Ris

  • The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don’t let me sleep. – Prashant Yadav

    The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don’t let me sleep.– Prashant Yadav

  • If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I’d better get a good nights sleep. – Kathi Daley

    If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I’d better get a good nights sleep.– Kathi Daley

  • So here is another law, one of my favourite If I become famous the stupidy will end one for all. It’s basically a jail for mankind stupidy! – Deyth Banger

    So here is another law, one of my favourite If I become famous the stupidy will end one for all. It’s basically a jail for mankind stupidy!– Deyth Banger

  • The satyagrahi enters the jail cell as the bridegroom enters the bridal chamber – MK Gandhi

    The satyagrahi enters the jail cell as the bridegroom enters the bridal chamber– MK Gandhi

  • People who go to jail breed people who go to jail. – Andrew Barrett

    People who go to jail breed people who go to jail.– Andrew Barrett

  • He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who’s served a heavy sentence Renews the racket, not repentance. – Ogden Nash

    He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who’s served a heavy sentence Renews the racket, not repentance.– Ogden Nash

  • Once in jail or you just go in prison for a reason you don’t have rights… So be wise, think twice and don’t go there! – Deyth Banger

    Once in jail or you just go in prison for a reason you don’t have rights… So be wise, think twice and don’t go there!– Deyth Banger

  • The best stories will come from jail, the people which are in the prison, also and from the victims. – Deyth Banger

    The best stories will come from jail, the people which are in the prison, also and from the victims.– Deyth Banger

  • The best stories will come from jail, the people which are in the prison, also and from the victims.– Deyth Banger