Top Jam Quotes

  • Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it’s going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam. – Lauren Beukes

    Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it’s going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam.– Lauren Beukes

  • ….. this isn’t some LA country rock jam reminiscing on the pyschtotropic pot pansies of Haight Ashbury . This is the soot and smut of London mate ! – Saira Viola

    ….. this isn’t some LA country rock jam reminiscing on the pyschtotropic pot pansies of Haight Ashbury . This is the soot and smut of London mate !– Saira Viola

  • Hot crumpets with ????er and jam – what could be more ambrosial? – William Boyd

    Hot crumpets with ????er and jam – what could be more ambrosial?– William Boyd

  • Someone who eats pancakes and jam can’t be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him. – Tove Jansson

    Someone who eats pancakes and jam can’t be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.– Tove Jansson

  • No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam! – Gina MarinelloSweeney

    No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam!– Gina MarinelloSweeney

  • Cancer – a more or less permanent traffic jam in the body. – Andreas Moritz

    Cancer – a more or less permanent traffic jam in the body.– Andreas Moritz

  • Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick ’em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10. – Lois Greiman

    Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick ’em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.– Lois Greiman

  • Jam on a winter took away the blue devils. It was like tasting summer. – Sandra Dallas

    Jam on a winter took away the blue devils. It was like tasting summer. – Sandra Dallas

  • In a roundabout way, Boba Fett created Pearl Jam. – Chuck Klosterman

    In a roundabout way, Boba Fett created Pearl Jam.– Chuck Klosterman

  • I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders. – Kurt Cobain

    I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.– Kurt Cobain