Top Jerk Quotes

  • If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. -˜My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick. – Lexi Blake

    If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. -˜My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.– Lexi Blake

  • If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. -˜My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.– Lexi Blake

  • I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole fromyou. And I want it to be something that even a coma can’t make youforget. – Shelly Crane

    I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole fromyou. And I want it to be something that even a coma can’t make youforget.– Shelly Crane

  • Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth? – Priya Ardis

    Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?– Priya Ardis

  • There’s a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk. – Auliq Ice

    There’s a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.– Auliq Ice

  • be a dog, be a jerk, be a devil, be a worst imaginable creature, but never be a good man, for being civilized in chaos is itself a chaos. – Abdul Mueed

    be a dog, be a jerk, be a devil, be a worst imaginable creature, but never be a good man, for being civilized in chaos is itself a chaos.– Abdul Mueed

  • When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure – YA Marks

    When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure– YA Marks

  • You can be a really nasty, selfish little jerk when you’re scared enough. I was scared enough. – Robin McKinley

    You can be a really nasty, selfish little jerk when you’re scared enough. I was scared enough.– Robin McKinley

  • Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. – Karen Salmansohn

    Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person.– Karen Salmansohn

  • I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta) – Kate Richards

    I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)– Kate Richards