Top Joke Quotes

  • This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself. – Ann Aguirre

    This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself.– Ann Aguirre

  • …My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you? – Alan Moore

    …My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you?– Alan Moore

  • …My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you?– Alan Moore

  • There is never a bad joke, it’s adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad! – Ramana Pemmaraju

    There is never a bad joke, it’s adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!– Ramana Pemmaraju

  • He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his ????. The universe’s idea of a colossal joke. – Jianne Carlo

    He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his ????. The universe’s idea of a colossal joke.– Jianne Carlo

  • A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes. – Pawan Mishra

    A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.– Pawan Mishra

  • A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun. – Gerry Geek

    A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun.– Gerry Geek

  • When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at,they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans. – Toba Beta

    When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at,they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.– Toba Beta

  • But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp! – HG Wells

    But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!– HG Wells

  • If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime. – Jon Stewart

    If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.– Jon Stewart