Top Joke Quotes

  • Dat’s a some joke, Hey Boss. – Chico Marx

    Dat’s a some joke, Hey Boss.– Chico Marx

  • What in the world is this abomination?-Lissa, only slightly more tactful, asked, -œAdrian, is this some kind of joke? – Richelle Mead

    What in the world is this abomination?-Lissa, only slightly more tactful, asked, -œAdrian, is this some kind of joke?– Richelle Mead

  • Guantánamo Bay’s motto: ‘Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.’ Four adjectives describing one sick joke. – Rodney Ulyate

    Guantánamo Bay’s motto: ‘Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.’ Four adjectives describing one sick joke.– Rodney Ulyate

  • We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke. – Aimee Bender

    We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.– Aimee Bender

  • if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke. – Kiera Cass

    if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.– Kiera Cass

  • For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected. – Jules Barbey dAurevilly

    For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.– Jules Barbey dAurevilly

  • A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

    A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.– Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

  • Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. – Tina Fey

    Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around.– Tina Fey

  • I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar-”it was tense. – Kelli Russell Agodon

    I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar-”it was tense.– Kelli Russell Agodon

  • An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke. – Austin Aragon

    An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke.– Austin Aragon