Top Joke Quotes

  • Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we’ve got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever. – Rick Riordan

    Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we’ve got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.– Rick Riordan

  • Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don’t find her joke all that funny. – Padma Venkatraman

    Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don’t find her joke all that funny.– Padma Venkatraman

  • This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness. – Kate DiCamillo

    This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness.– Kate DiCamillo

  • If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. – Andrew Barger

    If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke.– Andrew Barger

  • If fate doesn’t make you laugh, then you just don’t get the joke. – Gregory David Roberts

    If fate doesn’t make you laugh, then you just don’t get the joke.– Gregory David Roberts

  • The power of women! I’ve never felt so full of mysterious power. Men are a joke. – John Fowles

    The power of women! I’ve never felt so full of mysterious power. Men are a joke.– John Fowles

  • Adults always teased me about having boyfriends, but there was an age where it was no longer a joke, the idea that boys might actually want you. – Emma Cline

    Adults always teased me about having boyfriends, but there was an age where it was no longer a joke, the idea that boys might actually want you.– Emma Cline

  • You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding. – Brad Thor

    You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.– Brad Thor

  • Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it – Nella Larsen

    Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it– Nella Larsen

  • Keep moving. Don’t get bogged down. Don’t think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don’t feel like it. – Rick Riordan

    Keep moving. Don’t get bogged down. Don’t think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don’t feel like it.– Rick Riordan