Top Limp Quotes

  • Most principles are limp until they are tested. – Richard Brookhiser

    Most principles are limp until they are tested.– Richard Brookhiser

  • If America runs on Dunkin’, do I detect a slight limp? – Josh Stern

    If America runs on Dunkin’, do I detect a slight limp?– Josh Stern

  • America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men’s cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. – Walter Abish

    America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men’s cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick.– Walter Abish

  • Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemonsoff the tree! I don’t wantto forget who I am, what has burned in me,and hang limp and clean, an empty dress – – Denise Levertov

    Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemonsoff the tree! I don’t wantto forget who I am, what has burned in me,and hang limp and clean, an empty dress –– Denise Levertov

  • Reclined legs don’t get fed, they get limp like boiled spaghetti. Walk it out! – TF Hodge

    Reclined legs don’t get fed, they get limp like boiled spaghetti. Walk it out!– TF Hodge

  • Limp finally spoke. -œDo you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it? – Cole Alpaugh

    Limp finally spoke. -œDo you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it?– Cole Alpaugh

  • The critic is to art what the limp ????? is to sex. – Steve Maraboli

    The critic is to art what the limp ????? is to sex.– Steve Maraboli

  • I have no will of my own. Never did. Limp and lily-livered, I always obey – is it possible that’s attractive to women? – Anton Chekhov

    I have no will of my own. Never did. Limp and lily-livered, I always obey – is it possible that’s attractive to women?– Anton Chekhov