Top Mail Quotes

  • It’s amazing, the increase in grammatical errors in proportion to the level of hatred in the content of hate mail. – Christina Engela

    It’s amazing, the increase in grammatical errors in proportion to the level of hatred in the content of hate mail.– Christina Engela

  • Who needs mail? If it doesn´t come in an Amazon box, I´m not interested. – Alexa Riley

    Who needs mail? If it doesn´t come in an Amazon box, I´m not interested.– Alexa Riley

  • My mother was informing me, by mail, that she was about to die, and would never see me again. – Thomas Merton

    My mother was informing me, by mail, that she was about to die, and would never see me again.– Thomas Merton

  • I try asking him some more questions, but it’s like talking to voice mail. – Michael Montoure

    I try asking him some more questions, but it’s like talking to voice mail.– Michael Montoure

  • This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can’t escape. Life was easier then. You just didn’t pick up the phone. – Joyce Carol Oates

    This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can’t escape. Life was easier then. You just didn’t pick up the phone.– Joyce Carol Oates

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself…and there’s no turning back. – Amy Holder

    I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself…and there’s no turning back.– Amy Holder

  • Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life. – Bern Williams

    Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.– Bern Williams

  • Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.– Bern Williams

  • The same bourgeois magic everywhere the mail train sets you down. – Arthur Rimbaud

    The same bourgeois magic everywhere the mail train sets you down.– Arthur Rimbaud