Top Missionary Quotes

  • You’re wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man. – Kitty French

    You’re wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man.– Kitty French

  • You’re wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man.– Kitty French

  • A missionary deals with all the important people of the community, but he is never really one of them. – Henry R Luce

    A missionary deals with all the important people of the community, but he is never really one of them.– Henry R Luce

  • It’s not easy being a missionary, even with the key to the cosmos in your hand. – Philip Zaleski

    It’s not easy being a missionary, even with the key to the cosmos in your hand.– Philip Zaleski

  • Jesus Himself was the first missionary . . .He pledged His followers to be missionaries too! – Billy Graham

    Jesus Himself was the first missionary . . .He pledged His followers to be missionaries too!– Billy Graham

  • Position yourself with something that captures your curiosity, something that you’re missionary about. – Jeff Bezos

    Position yourself with something that captures your curiosity, something that you’re missionary about.– Jeff Bezos

  • The spirit of Christ is the spirit of missions. The nearer we get to Him, the more intensely missionary we become. – Henry Martyn

    The spirit of Christ is the spirit of missions. The nearer we get to Him, the more intensely missionary we become.– Henry Martyn

  • Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me. – Katie MacAlister

    Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.– Katie MacAlister