Top Pair Quotes

  • A blind Justice is merely an impartial Justice. True Justice would have eyes in the back of her head and a pair of mismatched shoes. – Eli Ashpence

    A blind Justice is merely an impartial Justice. True Justice would have eyes in the back of her head and a pair of mismatched shoes.– Eli Ashpence

  • he stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of ???? buddies ever. – Larissa Ione

    he stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of ???? buddies ever.– Larissa Ione

  • She felt about her zester the way some women do about a pair of spiky red shoes–a frivolous splurge, good only for parties, but oh so lovely. – Erica Bauermeister

    She felt about her zester the way some women do about a pair of spiky red shoes–a frivolous splurge, good only for parties, but oh so lovely.– Erica Bauermeister

  • We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors. – Russell Brand

    We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.– Russell Brand

  • If I had a wish, I would turn you to a pair of shoes to keep you under my feet and you get an opportunity to be under the bed too. – Pushpa Rana

    If I had a wish, I would turn you to a pair of shoes to keep you under my feet and you get an opportunity to be under the bed too.– Pushpa Rana

  • Self-confidence is usually little more than wishful thinking in a thigh-high pair of Come F*ck Me boots. – Alistair Cross

    Self-confidence is usually little more than wishful thinking in a thigh-high pair of Come F*ck Me boots.– Alistair Cross

  • You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair. – Elle Lothlorien

    You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.– Elle Lothlorien

  • I don’t know,- she said quietly. -œA guy in a pair of ripped jeans who takes off his shirt because he’s all sweaty is kind of hot. – Samantha Chase

    I don’t know,- she said quietly. -œA guy in a pair of ripped jeans who takes off his shirt because he’s all sweaty is kind of hot.– Samantha Chase

  • I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn’t wearing them. – Stanley Victor Paskavich

    I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn’t wearing them.– Stanley Victor Paskavich

  • She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash. – Stephen King

    She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash.– Stephen King