Top Pants Quotes

  • Under the influence, I am easily influenced. I try to keep my pants on, but some things are easier said than done. – Kris Kidd

    Under the influence, I am easily influenced. I try to keep my pants on, but some things are easier said than done.– Kris Kidd

  • Cause I lit him on fire,- I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants. – Amanda Hocking

    Cause I lit him on fire,- I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.– Amanda Hocking

  • No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it. – Tielle St Clare

    No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.– Tielle St Clare

  • No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.– Tielle St Clare

  • A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches – Jeff Lindsay

    A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches– Jeff Lindsay

  • I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants. – Phil Torcivia

    I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.– Phil Torcivia

  • Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting – Dan Krokos

    Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting– Dan Krokos

  • I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren’t literally made of fire. – Michelle Rowen

    I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren’t literally made of fire.– Michelle Rowen

  • A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three! – G Ernest Smith

    A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three!– G Ernest Smith

  • Oh don’t be such a fuss pot,- said the fairy, -œor I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! – Julie B Campbell

    Oh don’t be such a fuss pot,- said the fairy, -œor I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!– Julie B Campbell