Top Parked Quotes

  • In America, a pedestrian is someone who has just parked their car. – Tom Vanderbilt

    In America, a pedestrian is someone who has just parked their car.– Tom Vanderbilt

  • We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze. – Roddy Doyle

    We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze.– Roddy Doyle

  • I am diagonally parked among the vertically parallel people of this horizontal universe. – Vikrmn

    I am diagonally parked among the vertically parallel people of this horizontal universe.– Vikrmn

  • Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet. – David Samuels

    Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet.– David Samuels

  • A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

    A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.– Groucho Marx