Top Parking Quotes

  • Oh, that boy is in so much trouble.’ Exie screeches out of the parking lot as if Jerran can hear her. – Jennifer Loren

    Oh, that boy is in so much trouble.’ Exie screeches out of the parking lot as if Jerran can hear her.– Jennifer Loren

  • I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing…. – Josh Stern

    I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing….– Josh Stern

  • Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking. – Amanda Usen

    Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.– Amanda Usen

  • Here’s my using ????wad in a sentence. Greg is such a ????wad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn’t a real Vocab word.) – AS King

    Here’s my using ????wad in a sentence. Greg is such a ????wad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn’t a real Vocab word.)– AS King

  • Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer’s mind and going for it before someone else takes it. – Laura Busche

    Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer’s mind and going for it before someone else takes it.– Laura Busche

  • I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot. – Stephen Richards

    I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot.– Stephen Richards

  • When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving. – Steven Wright

    When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving.– Steven Wright

  • You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine. – Tommy Cooper

    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.– Tommy Cooper