Top Pee Quotes

  • I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants. – Phil Torcivia

    I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.– Phil Torcivia

  • Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting – Dan Krokos

    Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting– Dan Krokos

  • A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three! – G Ernest Smith

    A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three!– G Ernest Smith

  • I’m going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it’s best to meet it with an empty bladder. – John Scalzi

    I’m going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it’s best to meet it with an empty bladder.– John Scalzi

  • Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other. – Arthur C Clarke

    Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.– Arthur C Clarke

  • Life Lessons According to Camryn:One must handle stress like a dog; if you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away – Kelly Moran

    Life Lessons According to Camryn:One must handle stress like a dog; if you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away– Kelly Moran

  • Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee. – Dean Koontz

    Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee.– Dean Koontz

  • I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee. – John Green

    I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee.– John Green

  • I think much of a #writerslife is figuring out how much coffee is needed to fuel madness & creativity while avoiding having to pee. – Jennifer Worrell

    I think much of a #writerslife is figuring out how much coffee is needed to fuel madness & creativity while avoiding having to pee.– Jennifer Worrell

  • You can take a dog outside, but you can’t make it pee – Micah Amyx

    You can take a dog outside, but you can’t make it pee– Micah Amyx