Top Pet Quotes

  • You can flip a coin but Schrodinger’s pet cat will still be in that box. – Scott Edward Shjefte

    You can flip a coin but Schrodinger’s pet cat will still be in that box.– Scott Edward Shjefte

  • I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn’t quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway. – Sarah Andersen

    I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn’t quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway.– Sarah Andersen

  • I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility. – Anna Quindlen

    I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.– Anna Quindlen

  • Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me. – Samantha A Cole

    Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.– Samantha A Cole

  • Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.– Samantha A Cole

  • I could practically hear the unspoken -˜good girl’ accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet. – Melissa Aragon

    I could practically hear the unspoken -˜good girl’ accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet.– Melissa Aragon

  • A loyal pet is better than a faithless friend. – Matshona Dhliwayo

    A loyal pet is better than a faithless friend.– Matshona Dhliwayo

  • I sheep’s idea of bravery : To become a wolf’s pet. – Ljupka Cvetanova

    I sheep’s idea of bravery : To become a wolf’s pet.– Ljupka Cvetanova

  • It’s a waste of time worrying about something that worry won’t fix. It’s about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock. – Richelle E Goodrich

    It’s a waste of time worrying about something that worry won’t fix. It’s about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock.– Richelle E Goodrich

  • Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it’ll start yipping at the most inopportune times. – Connie Brockway

    Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it’ll start yipping at the most inopportune times.– Connie Brockway