Top Pete Quotes

Pete and Repeat went out in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was saved?– Gayle Forman

Pete thinks we all have a blacking factory: some awful moment, early on, when we surrender our childish hearts as surely as we lose our baby teeth.– Armistead Maupin

Pete couldn’t believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they’d once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.– Alexei Sayle
