Top Pissing Quotes

  • Sometimes being successful means pissing people off – Philip Loyd

    Sometimes being successful means pissing people off– Philip Loyd

  • Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that ????er Shrek tried to ???? my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. – David Louden

    Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that ????er Shrek tried to ???? my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins.– David Louden

  • You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off. – Lauren DeStefano

    You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off.– Lauren DeStefano

  • As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.--œWow…,- I breathed.She frowned – Brandon Sanderson

    As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.--œWow…,- I breathed.She frowned – Brandon Sanderson

  • My mother’s psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. – Meg Cabot

    My mother’s psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.– Meg Cabot

  • Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things! – Tourettes Guy

    Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!– Tourettes Guy

  • Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs! – Ransom Riggs

    Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!– Ransom Riggs

  • It’s been raining outside and I feel like a sad poet, hating my imagination pissing on the roof. – Munia Khan

    It’s been raining outside and I feel like a sad poet, hating my imagination pissing on the roof.– Munia Khan

  • If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you’re pissing on the present. – Malachy McCourt

    If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you’re pissing on the present.– Malachy McCourt

  • Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off. – Colin Powell

    Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off.– Colin Powell