Top Retired Quotes

  • Micro: When his mind detached from his body he saw the murderer stab him repeatedly. Later, he told the detective – who retired. He blamed stress. – Anthony North

    Micro: When his mind detached from his body he saw the murderer stab him repeatedly. Later, he told the detective – who retired. He blamed stress.– Anthony North

  • And this title, retired Major Ryland, gives you authority over my MasterCard? – Billi Jean

    And this title, retired Major Ryland, gives you authority over my MasterCard?– Billi Jean

  • I didn’t know that painters and writers retired. They’re like soldiers -“ they just fade away. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

    I didn’t know that painters and writers retired. They’re like soldiers -“ they just fade away.– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

  • Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now. – Steven J Lee

    Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now.– Steven J Lee