Top Salmon Quotes

  • When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day – Sam Ewing

    When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day– Sam Ewing

  • It is of the dubious inevitable side of human nature-”like gold teeth and tinned salmon and bastard lacy valentines – Mary MacLane

    It is of the dubious inevitable side of human nature-”like gold teeth and tinned salmon and bastard lacy valentines– Mary MacLane

  • Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon. – Mark  Jackman

    Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.– Mark Jackman

  • Logic can’t explain the salmon swimming upstream. So it denies the existence of salmon. – Marty Rubin

    Logic can’t explain the salmon swimming upstream. So it denies the existence of salmon.– Marty Rubin

  • Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana