Top Screw Quotes

  • When you screw someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone. – Chetan Bhagat

    When you screw someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.– Chetan Bhagat

  • How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?- -œI don’t know. How many?- -œEight.- -œWhy?- -œOh, stop overanalyzing it. – Dennis Lehane

    How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?- -œI don’t know. How many?- -œEight.- -œWhy?- -œOh, stop overanalyzing it.– Dennis Lehane

  • Those who hurt, Screw up, if you are lucky Demons will let you watch. – Tushar Saxena

    Those who hurt, Screw up, if you are lucky Demons will let you watch.– Tushar Saxena

  • If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. – Gina Wings

    If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over.– Gina Wings

  • I want revenge, but I don’t want to screw up my karma. – Susane Colasanti

    I want revenge, but I don’t want to screw up my karma.– Susane Colasanti

  • The main difference between a lawyer and a ???????ute is that a ???????ute won’t screw you after you’re dead. – Mark R Jones

    The main difference between a lawyer and a ???????ute is that a ???????ute won’t screw you after you’re dead.– Mark R Jones

  • Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.Atticus O’Sullivan – Kevin Hearne

    Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.Atticus O’Sullivan– Kevin Hearne

  • Screw it. Let’s do it. – Richard Branson

    Screw it. Let’s do it.– Richard Branson

  • But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I’m not liablefor my actions. So screw it, I’ll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions – Ellen Hopkins

    But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I’m not liablefor my actions. So screw it, I’ll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions– Ellen Hopkins

  • Oh, Oh my ????ing mother she screw ups everything! – Deyth Banger

    Oh, Oh my ????ing mother she screw ups everything!– Deyth Banger