Top Section Quotes

  • removed an inch long section. She almost called Dr. Sears, but – Todd Russell

    removed an inch long section. She almost called Dr. Sears, but– Todd Russell

  • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. – Dennis Miller

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.– Dennis Miller

  • The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at. – Michael P Naughton

    The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at.– Michael P Naughton

  • She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting. – Kate Meader

    She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting.– Kate Meader

  • In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them by default. – Alan Richardson

    In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them by default.– Alan Richardson

  • Who thought up the dumb idea to arrange the memoir section in the bookstore by subject? – Slash Coleman

    Who thought up the dumb idea to arrange the memoir section in the bookstore by subject?– Slash Coleman

  • We are musical notes emanating from the quantum string section of a grand symphonic orchestra. – Kane Freeman

    We are musical notes emanating from the quantum string section of a grand symphonic orchestra.– Kane Freeman

  • the military system of a nation is not an independent section of the social system but an aspect of its totality. – Tony Judt

    the military system of a nation is not an independent section of the social system but an aspect of its totality.– Tony Judt

  • I think the closest thing to a time machine that I’ve ever found is the Children’s section of a library. – AnnaMarie Ralph

    I think the closest thing to a time machine that I’ve ever found is the Children’s section of a library.– AnnaMarie Ralph

  • Where in the self-help section of Barnes and Noble does one find a guide on dealing with a supernatural stalker? – Cosmo Knox

    Where in the self-help section of Barnes and Noble does one find a guide on dealing with a supernatural stalker?– Cosmo Knox