Top Semen Quotes

  • The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen. – Jenny Mollen

    The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.– Jenny Mollen

  • Well, she said, -œThe reception of the semen is the height of ecstasy. I want it always, constantly.- Isn’t that extraordinary? – DM Thomas

    Well, she said, -œThe reception of the semen is the height of ecstasy. I want it always, constantly.- Isn’t that extraordinary?– DM Thomas

  • I was a boy that age once, and I know that 97.7 percent of their bodies are semen and the 2.8 percent is an incendiary device for spraying it. – Mat Johnson

    I was a boy that age once, and I know that 97.7 percent of their bodies are semen and the 2.8 percent is an incendiary device for spraying it.– Mat Johnson

  • If she doesn’t want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her ????y. – Matt Fraction

    If she doesn’t want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her ????y.– Matt Fraction