Top Sex Quotes

  • The moment sex ceases to be a servant it becomes a tyrant. – GK Chesterton

    The moment sex ceases to be a servant it becomes a tyrant.– GK Chesterton

  • One of the good things about cats is that, unlike dogs, they don’t come up to you in the street and try to have sex with your leg. – Tom Cox

    One of the good things about cats is that, unlike dogs, they don’t come up to you in the street and try to have sex with your leg.– Tom Cox

  • Don’t let sex make you a mother before love makes you a wife. – Kemi Edonmi

    Don’t let sex make you a mother before love makes you a wife.– Kemi Edonmi

  • Any kind of hatred towards the opposite sex is a symptom of an unhealthy relationship with God. – Nityananda Das

    Any kind of hatred towards the opposite sex is a symptom of an unhealthy relationship with God.– Nityananda Das

  • She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet? – Kathleen Brooks

    She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?– Kathleen Brooks

  • Perhaps that’s the whole point about infidelity, I suggested, not that one has sex but that by doing so one puts at risk someone else’s happiness? – Patrick McGrath

    Perhaps that’s the whole point about infidelity, I suggested, not that one has sex but that by doing so one puts at risk someone else’s happiness?– Patrick McGrath

  • I can smell the sex on her. I hope she smells the love on me. – Ned Vizzini

    I can smell the sex on her. I hope she smells the love on me.– Ned Vizzini

  • I think sex with him might undo my essential cellular cohesion. – Karen Marie Moning

    I think sex with him might undo my essential cellular cohesion.– Karen Marie Moning

  • Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex? – Suzanne Brockmann

    Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex?– Suzanne Brockmann

  • Her eyes widened. -œOoh-¦ was it hate sex? I’ve always wanted to have hate sex. – Julie James

    Her eyes widened. -œOoh-¦ was it hate sex? I’ve always wanted to have hate sex.– Julie James